Man: Excuse me. Can you help me? Is there any public restroom around here?
Woman: A public restroom? Hmm. I'm sorry. I don't think so.
Man: Oh, no. My son needs a restroom - now. It's emergency.
Woman: Oh, dear. Well, there's a restroom in the department store on the Main Street.
Man: Where on Main Street?
Woman: It's on the corner of Main And First Avenue.
Man: On the corner of Main and First.
Woman: Yes, it's across from the park. You can't miss it.
Man: Thanks a lot.